Asshole Tattoo?

I have Donald Rumsfeld tattooed around my asshole. You totally can't tell.

 

For some reason that last Burt Reynolds comment reminded me of my ex told be he was going to get a face of someone(i forget who) on his crotch with the nose being the...

in other news...

 

It reminded me of the 1st episode of South Park.

 

I don't watch South Park, but I'm not sure I want to know lol

 

maybe it wasnt a tatoo, she just had a really dirty asshole.

 

My friend gets off at 6, I'll call him and then I shall post the 411.

 

maybe rim of her asshole is just a pet name for him, and he has a tattoo and just wanted to freak you out?

 

that would be really gross if it was just a dirty asshole
if i was him i'd scrub my penis with steal wool

 

Ouch. I felt that one. And I don't think he goes for the back door shenanigans of fudge packing anyways though, he was back there for a reason... I'm calling him now.

 

hahahaha. i love the eyefucking. *chuckles*

btw, where can i get some rumsfield toilet paper?

 

even so hyphy...the ass and vajayjay are in close proximity

 

Vajayjay always brings a smile to my face. Chocha and vajayjay are my favorite words

 

my brother has the weirdest way of saying vag
he annunciates it really weird
it always makes me smile
it's like vaaaaaaggggaagggg

 

I hope the tatt artist charged a special handling fee. Eeeew.

 

vajayjay is my sister's favorite word. therefore i'm really tired of it. i like chocha though, that's got a certain sexiness to it.

 

that sounds hot

 

Heh. So there is another dimension to the black hole theory after all.

 

ewwwww.

 

I think if I had to get a tattoo on my asshole I'd want a reproduction of my grandfather's ID number from Dachau.

Then I could drop trou and say "Here's my number, call me!"

 

I just did a google image search for asshole tattoos

Didnt get any though

But I got some interesting porn. And some guy with his entire penis and pelvic area in general tattooed.