Ask the person below you the third

no

what's the weirdest thing you every ate?

 

Calamari

Who was the last person you yelled at?

 

God-daughters boyfriend, kinda a loser

who was the last person to see you naked

 

My mom was on my pc in my livingroom when I got out of the shower before I took her out for her birthday a couple weeks ago. I dont know if she saw me or not. If not then a guy at work saw that I was naked when I took a shower at work but I dont think he saw anything that would otherwise need to be covered.

What food that you never had do you most want to try?

 

a pizza cheeseburger

Do you shave off your eyebrows and glue lengths of sliced shoelace to replace them?

 

Does anyone do that? Anyway. No.

Who is the best songwriter. (not your favorite but the most talented...unless he/she is your favorite)?

 

I think Lennon and McCartney are meant to have been pretty good ... but I prefer Flanders and Swann.

Who is your favourite stand-up comic?

 

I saw Micky Flannagan at Westcliffe and he was bloody hilarious.
Two hours non-stop and every joke a gem. A lot of it was him taking the piss out of himself and his cockney culture,but it was ripping stuff,and afterwards I hurt from laughing so much.

 

Mitch hedberg stands out. Currently either louis ck or craig ferguson.

Have you ever called the # on a truck that says hows my driving or anything like that, or the # on food that is for questions or concerns?

 

No, never have.

Do you know why they put don't remove under penalty of law tags on pillows?

 

So that no matter who owns it they can always have that warning. If you give a pillow away after ripping it off, the person you gave it to wont be warned.

Whats the most unusual thing you have done nude?

 

play hide and seek


What is your favorite thing to listen too?

 

A fast played violin.

What was your first job?

 

Sobey's Meat Department

What is your favourite drug?

 

Lsd

What have you microwaved just to see what would happen?

 

nothing, i'm a loser

Do you wear socks to bed?

 

No my feet stay pretty hot.

What do you wear to bed

 

I sleep in my clothes...You never know what could happen.

Are you a day or night person?

 

i'm a morning person

Why does going to shrinks make people worse?

 

aren't the shrinks as crazy as the clients...

Are you afraid of heights?