Ask the person below you the fifth

Blonde...lots of shades of:

Do blondes have more fun?

 

the easily amused ones do.

i just got a pm. who is it from?

 

Probably a llama called Carl.

Is it ok to wear double denim?

 

sure if it looks good.

would i look good in a double denim.....ummmm jacket?.....shirt?.....pants?........surely they are not shoes, or GASP gloves!!!

 

That might be too much denim.

Would you paint your toenails?

 

Yep, most of the time.

Do you wear spanks?

 

No!

Do you always wear matching underwear?

 

I try to...even if its just the same colour..

Do you buy sets of underwear, or just as you need?

 

Oh,I always ensure my bobble-hat matches my socks!

Do you trust internet banking?

 

No way!

Do you trust "wave and pay" contactless payment technology?

 

no, cuz my pockets could be picked without even touching my pocket!

do u trust the government?

 

not even a little!

would you pay more tax if it went to the poor?

 

No, because that would mean trusting the government. Would rather give straight to the poor.

How often do you do something nice for a complete stranger?

 

I dont keep a schedual but little stuff almost every time. Hold doors pick up stuff dropped anytime someone asks for a favor that dosnt alter my day i will always do it for them. And occasionally if i see someone doing hard work like carrying a couch in thier house if they are a man short i will ask. And always for an elderly person (not necesarily a couch) but i am in such a sparcely populated area that those situations really dont happen often.

When did bottled water become something people thought was good to pay for?

 

I don't know when exactly. I buy it sometimes mainly to replace the bottles I have and then refill with filtered water. The tap water here is really disgusting.

Are you grossed out if you get licked on the face by a dog?

 

Oh hell yeah. Not so much that i have to leave the park to wash my face but if i am in a house i do immediately.

How did you make your first friend?

 

I can't really remember.

Have you ever saw a dog chewing on gum?

 

I would think so but not that i can recall.

Whats the strangest or worst thing you saw a dog eat?

 

Cat poop and chewing gum.

What's the smallest dog you have seen?

 

Saw a picture of a dog in a coffee cup. Saw newborns in person. And there is some dog someone used to bring into the local bar that was about the size of 2 toilet paper rolls put together.

Whats better a male dog pet or a female dog pet...would your answer be different for cats?