Ask the person below you the fifth

No. People do that?

What is your mother's favorite ice cream flavor?

 

butter pecan or something vanilla i would guess. she has gotten different kinds the last few times i saw her get some.

who did you learn the actual sex act from?

 

I'm not sure I understand the question. My mother tried to explain how babies are made but I didn't understand. I think I actually figured it out from looking at a realistic drawing in a book.

Has anyone ever actually, literally, eaten shit? I know this is, like, the dumbest question in the world but for some reason, I was actually really wondering.

 

(you understood it the way i intended...)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia

if that isnt enough proof there is always the video http://shockchan.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/


you are a mile from home and are attacked. the attacker just rips off your clothes nothing else. do you cover yourself with your hands and walk home? ask someone for help? run home? steal someones garbage can lids and place them strategically? or something else?

 

I'd ring the nearest doorbell and ask whoever answers to hand me something I can throw over myself. There are stores and gas stations within a mile of where I live but with what I look like these days, I wouldn't want to walk into a public establishment naked and make everyone faint. If I couldn't get anyone from within a private residence to help me, I guess I'd go with the garbage can lid idea or else just run home really fast.

What was the last thing you went to a doctor about?

 

not sure of the timeline because i had a few visits all clumped together a couple years ago. but my best guess is just a checkup/followup from my urologist after having stones removed.

what family member are you most embarrassed of and why?

 

my mother talks about me in the 3rd person and tells dumb, embarrassing stories about me when we're around other people while I'm sitting right there and yesterday she embarrassed the hell out of me at the movies when she forgot what movie she wanted to see and she was holding up the line while she was thinking and the people behind us got fed up and cut in front of us

Are inchworms an insect?

 

Surely they are a worm? Is that an insect?


Do you have a craving for anything?

 

Food at the moment.

What song do you like most that is not a genre that you would say you liked.

 

The duck song, crack me up! You got any grrrapes?

https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q

Do any songs make you crack up?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNpBSKjFXxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfq9zk2ITA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoUV5d09JZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7s-K_glrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
yeah

ever see your parents having sex?

 

Oh God, yes!
A couple of years ago. Was 36 at the time.
Oh the horror!
Seriously, yip I have. Was about 12. Barged into their room and retreated quickly, backwards.
Didn't realise it at the time but they were deffo "spooning ".

Have you ever made a snake from cheesy wotsits?

 

I have no idea what that is. I have done easy cheezenough snakes though, way back when I was a kid.

Ever got home and don't remember how?

 

nope

What is your happiest memory?

 

Haven't had it yet.

When is the last time you were someplace you didn't belong.

 

When I was married, lol

Do you have any wall art?

 

painting from the blue man group. asked them to sign it and two of them put their thumb prints on it and the other kissed it.

ever been to nyc?

 

Yes. Loved it.

Have you got any scars.

Cheesy things you say are wotsits!

 

A few. My wrist, ankles, Lower calf, knees, I'm sure if I shaved my head there would be several, the one above my eye is barely noticeable now, and I don't think it's a scary but there is a bump on my ass that looks like a pimple but I got it from sitting on a piece of glass that I never pulled out. That was 30 years ago...I don't know if the glass is still under that bumper I just know I never pulled it out and that bumper is there 30 years later.

How long have you been friends with your oldest(longest) friend.

 

Just over 40 years, she is still a bitch too! We just had a holiday together, wow that woman gets on my nerves! I told her too, she is the one person I can do that with!

Would you have trouble speaking your mind to anyone?