Ask the person below you the fifth

Very well I guess

Ever thought, jees I think I know that person?

 

No.

Why?

 

I shouted someone in town other day, they didn't answer, run over, shoved them in the back, and said, hey misery guts..wasn't who I thought, was funny though, her husband said, looks like you know her today, said I made her laugh for the first time in days...lol

Do you ever feel alone in a room full of people?

 

If I don't know anyone.

What's the last thing you remember buying that you thought you would like but didn't?

 

I bought a Philly Flyers hat once, and I did like it, but I had a cold at the time, and when it cleared up I noticed I had missed that it smelled like piss, I had to concede it smelled like someone had peed.

Are off-collar jokes meant to imply that people without collars are off-collar, lacking wit, in want of wherewithal?

 

So it seems.

But, I ask again, is it so?

 

'T is 'T is.

But, is't, is't?

 

Well wait for an answer! Off the cuff sounds better, never heard the collar thing.

Do you ever take time, and wit, not rush aead to the garden gate..or learn to wait?

 

I do both rush and take it easy so to speak.

R u in love?

 

Yes, but.....

Do you ever dream and wake crying?

 

No but I recently had some dreams where I woke up very angry.

What will you have for dinner tonight?

 

I had pulled pork panini, was OK, just me, so was ready made.

Do you like Buddha, s?

 

The little Buddha statues? Eh, I'm not big on any ornaments.

Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher?

 

as part of a safety training course

have you been naked outdoors as an adult?

 

Yep.

Ever had a heat rash?

 

no

Why don't groups of friends ever just all buy a big house together and all live together?

 

Probably has something to do with wanting to stay friends!

Why is a break up seldom over easy?

 

If they got along well enough to make it easy then they wouldnt break up.

Whats the last thing you listened to on the radio besides music and commercials? (Or a misic dj)

 

There was a segment on the radio where the radio host rang somebody's crush to ask them on a date. The guy they rang hung up as soon as they mentioned the girls name!

Have you watched any interesting documentaries lately?

 

Yeah john Wayne gacey

What are you being for Halloween?