Ask the person below you ANYTHING

garbage trucks backing up

where would you take a vacation if you could go anywhere

 

Ireland.

If you could choose your method of death, what would it be?

 

Dreaming that I just orgasmed and drift off before I wake up.

Whats the worst greatest hits album from a band you like?

 

Not a band but I was sorely disappointed in Whitney Houston's greatest hits.

Whose a great celebrity role model?

 

A celebrity role model is akin to a blood sucking vampire.


When will you get smart about reality?

 

When rent is due every month.

What was your luckiest moment in life?

 

When I survived my stepfather attempting to suffocate me by shoving my face into the mattress of the bed.

How did you realize you were lucky in life?

 

I saw the commercials with the kids starving and flys swarming them.

If all metal was of equal value what would be the best to have?

 

the one that would be the most useful

what did u have for breakfast ?

 

the thing that i ate this morning.

how does one crack wise?

 

by reading Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance

would you call yourself an intellectual?

 

hahahaaa
no

do you dry off in the shower or step out and dry off

 

i step out and dry off.. i should stop doing that tho.. theres always a puddle on the floor after i shower. lol

are you a leftie or a rightie

 

Rightie
What's the last thing you cooked

 

pasta, sausages, tomato and chilli sauce.

you have a time machine- past or future?, one way.

 

Past

What type of dinosaur would you own?

 

something that only ate plants, like a mini brontosaurus

what is the weirdest pet you ever owned?

 

A cat. Very selfish animals

What are you afraid of

 

money!

what kind of job do you have?

 

Fishing in Alaska

Where are you giing