Ask the person below you ANYTHING!

Have you ever used newspaper as toilet paper?

 

To be honest i'm not sure what floats my boat these days, if it werent for my girlfriend it would have sunk a long time ago.

 

No but when I was a kid my friend took a crap outside and used chinees food menus to wipe.

Who is the sexiest hip forums member

 

darthkacie

whats the last drug you did?

 

I don't do drugs ever never ever ever lol

How do you masturbait

 

usualy with my hand.
do you think your sig pic is actually a man?

 

I know it is. It's a Shakespearian performer back in the day only men could act or some shit and they had to go in drag to do the woman's part but some of the men were so good looking as women many people believed them to be women.

What's ur favorit sex act

 

edge of the bed her legs over my shoulders while im leaning foward kissing her while pumping away.

do you have any vinyl records? if so what are the most interesting ones?

 

Yes, My most interesting record is a ''Godspeed! You black emperor'' record, which came with a penny ran over by a train and some old pictures. Oh and a Bob Marley ''babylon By bus'' live record.

What is yours?

 

I often put Bonzo Dog's "The Doughnut in Granny's Greenhouse" on just coz i like the silliness of it-although just yesterday I was playing Alex Harvey's "The Mafia Stole my Guitar",which I haven't played for yonks.
The bloke's either a genius or a fruitcake-it's hard to tell-but either way he makes bloody good music.



Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

 

Only if you whisper it in my ear.

Describe your dream date with puggybear.

 

I have no clue who puggybear is... but i have a cat named huggybear

my dream date would be to find out who this puggybear is...


can you count to a trillion?

 

I don't have the patience.

Do you meditate?

 

I do from time to time, not as much as i'd like to though

What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

 

LSD

Or ganja cornbread...it's just fun to say, "im high on cornbread!"

What's the fastest youve drivin in a car or motorcycle?

 

I always try to take every car I own up to 100 mph once in its life ... but then I behave. Sorta.

And if you believe that ...


Please explain the Theory of Relativity

 

It has to do with relativity.

Have you ever sharted on someone?

 

No but I woud if they asked

If u could have a supper power what would it be

 

i'd fly like superman

what food don't you like the most ?

 

Italian ah childhood

Do you like water sports