ask me anything

i'm fine with it but we;re going to have to learn to use both for awhile. it's 100 °F / 38 °C outside right now

 

Oh ok. Thanks.

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

Why?

 

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries... or was it the other way around?

i often ponder this myself. i think the answer to this question is as any terrible parent would put it... "because i said so."

 

*raises an eyebrow*

 

Are you a morning person or a night owl?

 

Both believe it or not. I worked swings for 13 years and was not a morning person. Now I work days shift for a few years and IM fine waking up early. I guess it depends on your lifestyle.

 

neither really... everything hurts all the time

i'm not bry..... weird

dang it, bry. make your own "ask me anything" thread (actually i don't care, just pretending to be mad)

 

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can you put it in the form of a question?

 

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He wants to know how to fix his keyboard. It seems to be broken.

 

no, i prefer queso dip while traveling

 

have you tried jiggling the cable?

 

Don't worry I have no damn clue what I've been sayin' either. Probably just random gibberish

 

same

 

clearly the answer is decapitation. anything to avoid reminding myself of that shit band.

on the other hand, a really cruel form of murder would be to tie them up and force them to listen to five finger death punch on repeat until their brain bleeds out.