ask a yank about america?

Having fresh milk delivered to your door every morning was necessary when hardly anyone had fridges. Now almost everyone does, it's just not sensible to do it anymore. Especially since it's yet another cost to the environment....

 

Back then we had Milk

now we have Whole Milk, 2% milk.1%milk, Fat free milk, lactose free milk.

 

Was wondering what Americans have for a classic breakfast. I have asked this before but remained invisible

 

Do American people get an itchy arsecrack every now and then?

 

KC replied to you, she made it clear that all Americans eat cheerios or oatmeal with coffee. Funny, we'd normally put milk on ours but in America they all dowse their cereals in coffee. Apparently there are only two cereal brands in America

 

except when you're in the psych ward... then they serve you decaf coffee with your cheerios... that really sucks not having regular coffee there

 

i'm lactose intolerant. and if i put my coffee in the cereal, i save on time and calories. efficiency is the soul of the american public.

 

only when the hair is growing back in between shavings...

 

Are Americans lactose intolerant then? I didn't realise that

 

How many pounds to a dollar?

 

a dollar barely weighs an ounce, i think....

 

as the representative of all americans...i say yes. we are.

 

Blimey

Are all Americans lactose intolerant 31 year old women? What else can you tell us?

 

we all have huge breasts and are strangely and unusually attractive yet terrifying and annoying all at the same time.

 

I am beginning to like America ... you guys get a bad press. If more people heard about the boobs I'm thinking there'd be a lot less hostility towards the US in the world...

 

oh yeah. huge tits everywhere. we're dripping with them....

 

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coincidently, americans are quite fond of plastic surgery

 

shhhh! you'll scare him off with the truth!!!

 

Have all Americans had plastic surgery?