Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

some places its brown :ack2:



wheres my coffee?

 

in the coffee pot....

did you get a good nights sleep?

 

nope...it was lonely

why do birds disappear in the winter?

 

they be smarter than humans...

Wheres the ocra...

 

in the sea

do you have any cookies?

 

BBAD ate all my cookies....;-(

Do you have any herseys chocolate...

 

yes I do

do you like to dip things in chocolate?

 

absolutely, many thangs....

Why do people act so prudish....

 

Ill ask



wheres Japan?

 

far far away

wheres the shine in the sublime?

 

under the black hole sun


wheres the doohickey for that thingamajig?

 

under the sink

what time should I go to bed?

 

wait for me


why is saturday called saturday?

 

because we sit around all day

did you drink all the milk?

 

No, I used it to fill a latex glove and taped it to my dog so I could see what it'd look like with udders.

What's a guy gotta do to get some snow in central FL?

 

bring a truck up north, I'll give you all of mine

did it get to cold for you this morning?

 

Nah, but the sheet of ice on my windshield was a bother.

When did children's programming become so damn annoying?

 

when they got rid of Andy Griffith....

Where are the skeeters....

 

hanging out in florida

did you eat the whole oreo or just the middle?

 

just the middle...one lick at a time



why do people sort out their m&m's by color