Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

where the atlas cuts off.

whats heaven like>?

 

good sex



whats hell like?

 

because its frozen


when will the days get longer?

 

because you talk to boring people


why do fires burn things?

 

I thought the Irish had all the luck....

Who's got all the chocolate.....

 

I think you do

Can you see the moon?

 

not from where Im sitting


can you see cars going by?

 

there not...you just have to lower your standards

why are the good girls married,lesbians...or single moms?

 

because it makes life easier


whats on tv tonight?

 

holy shit its past 10



where did the day go?

 

yep...my old man is probably sleeping


when do mosquitos sleep?

 

when their sucking your blood

do you watch lost?

 

yes...dont tell me its on tonight


when will the snow stop?

 

in about 6 weeks

Whats really happening?

 

because you dont smoke weed

why are oranges so good?

 

because they arent made of shit



where is my sanity?

 

bacon and eggs

when is all this snow going to melt?

 

should be gone by the weekend with these more norbal temps up in the fifties.....YEAH.....

where are all the hippy gals from the 60's...

 

From the 60s? They're now in their 60s!

Can I have a cookie?

 

only if you've eaten your dinner

is the ocean blue or green?