Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

in their beds

why the fuck is my little sister so annoying

 

because youre adopted and she knows it


when will people learn?

 

they never will

when is everyone gonna settle down and shut the fuck up so i can go to sleep

 

two years


why does saturday night live suck now?

 

because its saturday night and saturday nights always suck donkey balls

why is green tea so delicious

 

because its not brown


why is it dark at night?

 

cause the power is out....

why is always cold in winter....

 

If it was hot, summer'd be out of a job.

I cracked my neck and it made my arm tingle. Is this bad?

 

not if it keeps doing it

are you watching the superbowl today?

 

nope


Why are churches always so big?

 

Religious officials suffer from an inferiority complex.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

 

Its a Zionist conspiracy



Why are kids so annoying?

 

because they are spoiled

do you believe in dead people coming back to life?

 

only if they have something to come back for

Did you have a good dream last night?

 

actually don't remember....

Are you insane.....

 

at times yes

why can't i jump into space?

 

Chances are high you'd end up knocking your head on a passing plane.

Why are the floors always so sticky in the men's room?

 

because of pigs

why are you touching the floor in the mens room?

 

I dropped a contact lense.

Is Ethopia a myth?

 

nope.....its a Syth


where does time flow?