Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

I will

Do we have enough food if we get snowed in?

 

hope ya do....we stocked up...

Where do bean bag chairs get their beans....

 

From the bean fields. duh

What is up your nose?

 

snow.

Where is loompaland?

 

right beside the oompa mountain


wheres George Bush now?

 

senior or junior? they're both on vacation, cus thats all either of them did!


will you make me dinner?

 

yes....steaks and Porkchops coming up


why is it snowing in California?

 

it snows in the mountains.. duh...


why would you eat something squeezed from a cow, but not something shit out of a cow?

 

Because you can save cow shit to grow shrooms on.
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Why should I stay in school?

 

because if you dont you might learn something



what time is it?

 

HAMMER TIME! uh oh uh oh here comes the hammer!


is it summer yet?

 

about five minutes ago....

where are all the lonely people, where do they all come from.....

 

in the hills hiding from the rest of us


why does tv suck so bad?

 

because you dont know how to turn it on.

why do we sleep?

 

we sleep so the little people that live in the walls can come out and take nasty pictures of us while we sleep. that's why you wake up with a funny taste in your mouth.

why does hair feel so much better after you condition it?

 

I dont know....real men dont use conditioner


Why does walking barefoot in the snow before going to bed make me sleep so much better

 

everyone loves a quickie with frosty before bedtime

why does my dog insist on eating my shoes?

 

because they smell like dog shit


why does gas cost so much?

 

it doesn't

whats up with galvinism?

 

blame it on the communists



Why do birds sing?