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White and black


Do all the people in the caribbean do the Limbo?

 

Not since I was kid.


What would have happened if Neo would have taken both pills?

 

because someone stole the ladder


wheres my dinner?

 

The dog ate it

Did the shoe fit?

 

only on my ears


why cant you teach an old dog new tricks?

 

you are


why are some streets only "one way"?

 

Oprah....always choose the richer bitch


Why do crows fly in straight lines?

 

No

Why are the forum games between the Astrology and conspiracy sections???????

 

don't know

Is it still snowing?

 

only when you shake someones hand


where the middle?

 

After the begining and before the end.

Where are my sunglasses?

 

right where you left them


who can that be knocking at my door?

 

Willy wonka!

Why is it so fuckin cold everywhere?

 

I stole the special cheese.

where do you live?

 

in the corner of my round house


When will the sun burn out of energy?

 

couple of years

when will i eat a hamburger on the moon?

 

When monkeys fly out your ass.

Why is the world round?

 

so we dont fall off

why is Chuck Norris famous?

 

because he still has his own hair

when did you get so smart?

 

we I fell off the train


wheres North America?