Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Today...going to be 50 degrees here

Where is my happy place?

 

the hip forums


why do walruses have such massive teeth?

 

to fight with Chinese people who steal their penises



when does the sun sleep?

 

so it can get up bright and early every morning

Why do we get junk mail?

 

because you send back those publishers clearing house sweepstakes entries and they know you have a valid address so then they sell your info to other companies


Why are restaurant kitchens so dirty?

 

because you won't wash them

Do you wear boxer or briefs?

 

nuttin honey....

Do you wear thongs....:-0

 

no...

Does the plumbing still work?

 

like an ole Harley, got to crank and crank and crank....

whats the furthest hike you have ever taken....

 

hike?
Who donates to sperm banks?

 

it is required of all hip forum posters....next....

Why is everyone sleepin in....

 

Because they were up all night trying to get teenagers to buy them coloring books.

French or South African?

 

east Russian


Why do howler monkeys howl?

 

to get attention...

Why is the earth circling this star....

 

Its waiting to spot a weakness so it can attack with a reasonable chance of success.

Have you ever peed in the pool?

 

of course...

Why do people run to the stores prior to the latest weather forecast....

 

Because they like that storerunner's high they get.



Does everyone in Thailand wear silk underpants?

 

not everyone, just the happy people....

Do you carry soap on a rope.....

 

No, I drag it around.

Will there be a Family Guy movie?

 

Vewwy vewwy tiny.


Can penguins vote?