Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

they're stubbing magnets


How do televisions work?

 

aliens signals

When can I go out and play?

 

when you turn 16.

how can i save electricity?

 

buy some solar panels and install and go off grid....

Why do the deer hang out in my yard....

 

because they like you

Who saw what happened?

 

BBAD see's all.....

Why can't we all eat cake....

 

it's not our birthday

Why did the sun go down?

 

Because the sun's a slut! (Get it?)

Should I have taken that left turn at Albuquerque?

 

no

should i have eaten that whole pizza?

 

you'll be soooorrrrryyyyyy....

why is everyone on forum games a little bit crazy....

 

Yes, because no one else is interested in the marshmellow topping.

How many gerbils does it take to power a 2004 Chevrolet Aveo?

 

one

what do gerbils eat?

 

monkey chow

Why isnt it ok to honk when going through a tunnel?

 

Because the echo causes falling debris.

Why do soccermoms drive minivans?

 

Because Tanks are too expensive.

Why does a tree fall in the woods?

 

Because the man is always wrong.

Why do bats have eyes?

 

To produce soup from.


Why arent stop signs purple?

 

The government uses the red stop signs to control our minds.

Why is my dad such a jackass?

 

He learned it from watching you.


Can I really teach my dogs to play poker?

 

nah, they don't have thumbs....

Will it ever unthaw outside.....