Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

between yer legs....:-0

Why is up up rather than down....:-0

 

It's not when you stand on your head.

Why is there no singular form of the word "pants"?

 

because the funk and wagnall says so...

Why is everyone on hip forums a bit on the insane side....

 

Because that side has cookies...

What are the voices in my head trying to tell me and why do they speak Dutch?

 

they want you to mail a check to Farmout, a big one..

Where is everyone....

 

theyre at yesterday


when is tommorow history?

 

Later...

Why is the rum always gone?

 

Broony steals it

why is it dark already?

 

because it's 10 pm.

is kevin bacon a better actor or singer??

 

artist


why did footloose get so famous?

 

All the Canucks trying to learn how to dance.

Why is someone crazy enough to live where it's so cold?

 

Because BBAD love the cold

Where did the time go?

 

it flew away


will the sun come out tomorrow?

 

dangling chads


when do the cows really come home?

 

feedin time...

Why are there no more sock hops.......

 

because there's a hole in it

what's a good movie to go see?

 

"Obama" played by Denzel Washington in 2013.

What's a countrygirl?

 

someone who could never live in a city

do monkey's really love bananas?

 

only up their ass

why do married people treat each other like garbage?

 

don't know.... never been


why did the chicken cross the road?