Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

No, What's on second.

Who's on first?

 

The village idiot is on his way back to Texas....

Will anyone on earth miss that strange human being?.....

 

Yes.

Where can I find my hand on your ass?

 

in your dreams


why are fish called fish?

 

because they swim underwater....

Where is your mind at this exact moment...

 

its slow because im so tired from the day

do you sleep with the window open?

 

they might get confused but become gay? nope

how much water do you drink a day

 

They can be.


Why do people get married?

 

to keep things in order....:-0

where or where is summertime...

 

not here....

where did I put my pants?

 

its not.....but your face sure is tiny



where do birds drive?

 

south of here and then a little to the east

what did you do that for?

 

cause it was kinda funny at the time...

Why are we on the third rock from the sun....

 

on the second rock from the sun we would burn to death; on the fourth rock we would freeze to death...

have we actually landed on the moon??

 

i think so.

am i thinking correctly?

 

No.

Why do girls like pink?

 

makes them feel girly


why do guys like sports?

 

because women dont


wheres my keys?

 

in the bathroom

what movie is aliens

 

the alien one


where is E.T.?