Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because they don't have a mind of their own

why do people lie?

 

so they dont get caught

do you think roller coasters are scary?

 

No.
Are you gonna let the man that stole your farm and raped your cattle live?

 

no, I'm going to track him & make him marry the cow he knocked up

Did you find the other half of your sandwich?

 

No.
How did you know it was missing? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!?!?!

 

I ate it

do you want fries with that?

 

Nope, apple slices.


Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

 

dick cheny....:-0

Why is the sky blue...

 

Acid Rain and cow flatulence.


Can a brother ever catch a break?

 

not if the goverment has anything to do with it

Have you ever been in love?

 

most certainly...

Why do we question all the answers....

 

because thats the way life works


Where am I?

 

I'm not sure

When can I let the cow out of the barn?

 

as soon as the bulls are milked


When is summer coming?

 

not so enough

when can I come over and play?

 

when my parents are on vacation

why do dogs bark?

 

it's their mating call

would you like a taco?

 

Only if it's authentic.

Is HF addictive?

 

only for the lonely....

Whats fer supper....

 

Authentic Mexican Tacos.

What's at the end?