Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

short legs

do guys like real boobs or fake ones?

 

depends on the person they are on

Why do fish only live in the water

 

because they can't swim on dry land

when will spring get here?

 

62 and 1/4 days


do fish sleep?

 

only at night


why are bears called bears?

 

because they have b shaped ears.

Who watches CSPAN?

 

Dave Techie



Why are Q-tips called Q-tips?

 

Invented by a Mr. Q to be the tip on the first manned space mission to mars.


Who in the world is Carmen San Diego?

 

she's a thief


where is waldo?

 

at the Waldorf Astoria


when is it going to end?

 

2012


how's it going to end?

 

with a big bang

why is it so cold in Canada?

 

because the people are mean

why dont people move to the jungle

 

snakes......

why do dog chase cars?

 

because the cars are scared of them

why do I hate cats so much?

 

because your scared of them

why do girl like to take bubble baths?

 

to hide the fart bubbles

why is China so big

 

it just looks that way in relation to the earth

Why do men think about sex so often?

 

because its always on their mind

why do some people take pictures with their finger in it

 

because they have cheap cameras


why do people always think they need to share theor life with someone else?