Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because we're losers


why are you here?

 

I am trying to establish an alibi for when something happens later tonight.


Why are dogs so cool?

 

they have 4 legs and ears


why are dogs man's best friend?

 

Blackmail.

How come women feel the need to wear makeup?

 

because if we dont men call us ugly


how come males insist on taking everything women do and turning it into a problem with women?

 

Turn about is fair play.

Is truth really beauty?

 

beauty is in the eye of the beholder



whats more important, love or money?

 

When I am not in love, money.


Do you wish for a Gilligan's Island movie remake?

 

only when im dead



is the pope a catholic?

 

No, he is the embodiment of Cathol, and only his subjects are known as catholics.

Do you skip the repeat step when washing your hair?

 

never. im obsessed with my hair.


boxers or briefs?

 

i don't wear mens underware


can you actually dig a hole all the way to China?

 

why not?


why do they have speed limits on good highways?

 

because its canada

why does everything die?

 

Overpopulation.

Why are Americans overweight?

 

because they hate themselves


why do monkeys eat bananas?

 

they're all homos LAWLZ!!111!!!11one!!11


why are sharks so scary?

 

because they never blink


are dogs man best friend?

 

yes

does computer monitors hurt your eyers?

 

What an eyers?


what's the best flavor of ice cream?