Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Ate out a Tijiuana hooker that was menstrating in front of Mylie Cyress

Why is "the new black" a good thing?

 

because OJ is in jail


when does 2009 start?

 

2010.

Can men ever actually conquer a land mass?

 

only if she's laying on her back

when is it going to stop raining?

 

when the gods are pleased

why are blondes dumb?

 

Bang!!!

 

because all the color has leeched into their brain



Whats the difference between crocodiles and alligators?

 

Crocodiles have bigger balls...

How the hell are ya ??

 

same same


where ya been?

 

lookin for one good man..

know any??

 

nope....there are none


When will China take over the world?

 

I thought they did that in the 80's..

will the Grinch steal christmas??

 

No, he will wait until the day after and buy it for half price.


What does Obama and Osama have in common?

 

Oh wait, that was the Japanese wasnt it...

 

Both appeared very charasmatic in the early stages of their tyranny.

Is nipple size genetic?

 

no nipple size is not genetic..

is penis size genetic??

 

No- it's metric
Who Put the Bomb in the Bomb-Sha-Bomb?

 

According to Don Rumsfeld it was Saddam


Why cant I get good pictures of the moon?

 

Because the wrong people are mooning you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll lollipop?

 

enough


why is dave chappelle so funny?