Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

yes..but only on turd-days


wheres is the zoo?

 

over there.

why do people have to get their wisdom teeth removed?

 

not everyone...only the ones with dental coverage have to


why are dentists so damn expensive?

 

they need big boats and fancy houses for their trophy wifes...


how many slices are in a loaf of bread?

 

as many as you want

why are the jeopardy questions structured as answers?

 

to confuse the stupid people


how do you make a cuba libra?

 

by Castro-ation


why is cops such a popular tv show?

 

guys with mullets are cool!


why do dogs bark?

 

because it would sound funny if they chirped

why is grass green?

 

to give the purple hairs something to contrast with.
Why me?

 

Actually it's not you, we've decided to go with someone else.

Why are dancing teddy bears a symbol of the Grateful Dead?

 

because teddy bears are funny when you are high

why do babies cry?

 

because you took its bottle

why do guy worry about the size of their manhood?

 

Because they have small ones.


Who is sexier, Cheech, or Chong?

 

olhippie54

Who is the boss of you?

 

I only listen to my Rice Krispies


how many elves does it take to carry a drunken santa clause?

 

162 and a half


how do watches work?

 

when the big hand is on 12 and the little hand is on 3.....


what kind of dog should i buy?

 

An expensive one.


Would you ever?

 

maybe yes....maybe no


why is Harvey Levin famous?