Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because they feel so good


why is burger king mascot so freaking creepy?

 

mascots aren't creepy... clowns are creepy!


Is Ronald McDonald a mascot or a clown?

 

neither...he is satan


why do you always get a flat tire when you dont have a spare

 

because rosie is slashing your tires

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

7,000,000

what's a tootsie pop?

 

a lollypop that taste like feet


When will this day be over?

 

when the credits roll by

why is it dark at night time?

 

so that kids can get to sleep

why are trees' leaves green?

 

because it camoflage


why is the moon not always full?

 

It's bulimic.

Why is snow white?

 

because its camoflage

Why is cable tv not free?

 

because nothing is free

Why do cats hate dogs?

 

because they taste like people

why do frogs ribbit

 

because they are horny


Why is my house so dirty?

 

because you're too busy posting on the web


what would Jesus do?

 

He'd forgive you for asking that question.

If sex is a beautiful thing then why is it hurtful to say "Fuck you!"

 

'cause that's rape

why is santa so fat?

 

he has a thyroid problem


Why does Disney World cost so much?

 

because cryogenics labs charge lots


why do cops eat so many donuts?

 

to ease the guilt

why are kittens so cute?