Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because my tongue is tied


why does kryptonite hurt superman?

 

It reminds him of a woman.

Why did Barry Bonds double in size?

 

because his house is a penis pump


why is dr Phil rich?

 

he's banging Oprah


Can you name the seven dwarfs?

 

yep...anybody can give them names

Why is youtube so well used?

 

Because no one likes to read anymore

Who didn't anyone like Crystal Pepsi?

 

because it tasted like the New Coke

why does tap water taste bad?

 

Its not the water your tasting


When will Vana White retire?

 

after she trips on a vowel and breaks her consonant


why do cats not listen to their masters?

 

Because you're in Canada.

Why do people like chocolate?

 

because it tastes like sex


why do babies need to be rocked?

 

because they are needy little bastards

why is it so dark outside?

 

You have sunglasses on.

Why are freckles so cute?

 

because they're not contagious


Where is Osama hiding?

 

because you drank too much pickle juice


why do dog farts smell way worse than humans?

 

Because they eat cat shit

Why do priests sleep with there socks on?

 

because it's the 11th commandment.

why did you do that?

 

your mom told me to

why isn't the sky red?

 

because youre color blind


why is coffee addictive?

 

because it smell so good

why do guy like boobs?