Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because they are racists


why is money called green?

 

because nobody wants to call it buttsecks


why did we go to the moon??

 

Because we couldn't go to the Soviet Union.

Who shot J.R?

 

OJ


why are there 24 hours in a day?

 

It's a nice round, even number.

Why is a view worth a thousand words?

 

a picture is worth a thousand words, a view is just a view

how much does a carton of milk cost?

 

4 squids



why are boxes always square?

 

Because they lost a bet

Why aren't houses made of sand?

 

They'll be washed away.

Why is ice slippery?

 

because its frozen


why is water wet?

 

Because its "in the mood"


Why don't we blow up the moon?

 

because we need the tide to do laundry


why dont we make a city on Mars?

 

There's no one to kill there.

When will we find Atlantis?

 

when we blow up the moon

when will we have a thousand years of peace?

 

Starting December 21, 2012.

If Santa Claus isn't real then how can he be one of the voices in my head?

 

cocaine is a hell of a drug


why do guys have dicks?

 

to keep them occupied

why does paint smell?

 

All things that taste great smell.

Why do babies cry?

 

because they are mad at having their posts edited/threads closed


Why do celebrities act like such morons?

 

Not all celebrities are actors.



Why can't you taste radiation?