Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Because they provide entertainment. I'm a fan of them.

Why is Christmas Vacation the best Christmas movie?

 

it isnt....a Christmas Story is way better


why do bees buzz?

 

Because they just drank coffee.

Why do drinks taste better from a goblet?

 

because you can smell it better


why does coffee make teeth yellow?

 

Because you don't use Crest extra whitening toothpaste.

Why do pictures speak louder than words?

 

Because of the soundtrack.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to give a rat's ass, why bring it up?

 

Because it was to easy to bring down.

Why is Pluto not a planet anymore?

 

because some Goofy scientist decided it was too small


why is blood red?

 

it's not, it's blue


where is Carmen Sandiego?

 

South of Carmen Losangeles, north of Carmen Tijuana.

Why do they call it a blowjob when no blowing is involved?

 

'cause some men are known to blow their money on it

why do women wear high heels?

 

to make their boobs look bigger


Why do some men wear high heels?

 

to make their boobs look bigger

why is snow white?

 

because her parents were



why do farts smell?

 

so people will pay attention, like an early warning system

why is uranus so large.

 

It just looks that way because my jupiter is so small

Why is it colder at night?

 

It's cold because your jupiter is small and your sleeping alone.


how do you make eggnog?

 

it's a mystery...

wtf is neugget... does any one really know

 

2 parts cream of some young guy and 3 parts cornstartch with a hint of vanilla.

Why do old people fart?

 

cause they can.

Why does God hate us?