Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

yes...the bigger cheeseburgers are always better


Why is the snow cold?

 

So BBad can ask a stupid question.

Why do redheads have freckles?

 

long ago people would flick paint or hot oil at their faces, in fear... it stuck genetically.


why was the electric guitar invented?

 

To help you go deaf before you get old.

Why were earplugs invented?

 

for neighbors of people who think they can play electric guitars

why are q-tips called q-tips?

 

It was cheaper and shorter than q b tips

Why are bras worn in the front?

 

Because the boobs are in the front.


Why does it get cold in winter?

 

so i can play in it

why do cats not like water?

 

they have unfinished business

how do lava lamps work?

 

simply plug them in and flip the switch.


should i buy snow skis?

 

only if you already have a pair

why do dogs bark?

 

'cause they're lunatics


how do you make cotton candy?

 

take a bag of cotten balls add sugar and water


how many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

six


why are mice so small?

 

Because God made them that way.


Why does my tap water taste funny?

 

because your drunk and drinking from the toilet


why does the sun give sunburn?

 

Because you're to f*cking pale!



which superhero power do i have?

 

super bad hair


why do people say that water runs?

 

Because saying water jogs sounds silly.


How do you make a grilled cheese sandwich?

 

Arrest a cheese sandwich and hold it for questioning until it confesses.

Can robots dance to the sound of one hand clapping?