Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because of the wind.

why would you prefer to walk, rather than drive?

 

uses less gasoline...

What is that stain on your pants...:-0

 

damn salt stains! ...i hate winter

what's with Donald Trump's hair?

 

its called a whooooop...

Why are men perpetually horny...:-0

 

because women are

Where do babies come from?

 

Babys 'r' Us

why is hotmail so popular?

 

its free...

Why is your mind in the gutter....

 

because thats where the rest of me is


why is the background image purple?

 

because the web master is color blind...

What is wrong with your left eye...

 

nothing..it looks just like my right one

Why are bullet casings made of brass?

 

If they were made of butter the gun would get awfully messy!

What is the opposite of Ohio?

(People! Some of your answers aren't stupid, they actually make sense! Please dumb them down!)

 

you want me to answer with Obyeo... but i'm not going to...

why are lemons yellow?

 

because the tires are flat


why cant you see in the dark

 

Cause ya Cain't....

Where have all the hippies gone.....

 

they got old and the young punks took over

where is up?

 

definately not down...

What type of beer do you drink....

 

ginger ale


What kind of truck do you own?

 

toyota tacoma....;-)

Why is yer hair falling out.....

 

because grass doesnt grow on a busy street

Why do Toyotas last so much longer than Chevys?

 

'cause they stay healthy and excersize


is bigger always better?