Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

well obviously, just like me, they long to be close too poo!

why do people still use that annoying nokia ringtone?

 

For the irony value.

Deedle eeda deedle eeda deedle eeda daa
HELLO? HELLO?

 

who's there.

who's there?

 

It all depends where you define there ???

Why do birds suddenly appear ?

 

because there is a mass teleport everyhour from spingra(the planet of bird experiments)

why cant i think of a good name for a planet

 

Your braincells have died from all that solvent abuse.

Why is a good man so hard to find?

 

because every man you know is really a woman

why do we sleep

 

its the only thing we're not taxed on.


why is ganja illegal

 

because the goverment couldnt think of a good exscuse to tax people on it

is half a bee half not a bee?

 

nah its a quarter b

Why do you close your eyes when you sneeze?

 

its a quality control issue, you cant give a really good sneeze if you are watching for reaction.


Does my mom HAVE to sell mdma to grade school gansta's?

 

because when you sneeze with your eyes open you would learn all there is to learn and you don't want to.

what is the best sport in the world?

 

Wanking

Isn't it about time you stopped pissing it all away?

 

The wind makes it all come back.


Why were tanks never made from teeth in the war on chocolate?

 

Because they wanted to lick the opposition.

How soon is now?

 

sooner than then.

who's vest is best.

 

that small little goblin who knits all day



why isnt phoenetic spelt the way it sounds?

 

Because it's 'Phonetic'.

Why does the Earth revolve at an angle?

 

Because Americans are so heavy

Just how thick *is* pig shit?

 

Hahaha! That's capital!