Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

Mongeese.

Why do we call the colour blue "blue"? Why not "happy shiny colour with jelly and ice cream"?

 

Because that's just silly...

Why do you always kick me when I'm high?

 

(It's a Daddy Longleg, surely?)

Because football is the sport of the nation.

Why does washing up have to be done?

 

It doesn't on sundays.

Why do we ask questions?

 

To avoid finding out for ourselves.


Why do we need answers?



are these stupid questions suddenly getting a bit Zen?

 

We don't

I don't think these answers are really stupid enough

 

Ok, I'll try again:

Because we need to make our voice rise at the end of a sentence occasionaly so that our vocal chords don't shrivel up and twist our kneck out of shape.



Whose garden are you skulking in when directly under the moon?

 

Olaf the hairy.

Whose garden are you skullfucking in while directly mooning a skinny policeman?

 

Has been known to occur in my front garden infrequently.

What were the skies like when you were younger?

 

Like marshmallow fluff!!


Why is cake so good?

 

because if it wasn't then IT WOULDN'T BE CAKE!

How many fingers am I holding up???

 

Eleven!

Why is it dark right now?

 

Because I superglued your eyes together when you were sleeping

why does music make me get up and dance??

 

Cause your a loon



Why can't I stop farting?

 

It's probably a gastro-intestinal infection

How do you make a chicken jump?

 

give it a pogo stick.

Why is poker so addictive?

 

We're genetically programmed that way, according to my friend:|

Why are hair colors so different in your hair than what's listed on the box?

 

Because they've aged before you get to the box.

Why do we have to use money?

 

Because woodchips just wouldn't do.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get clever just in time to ask questions?

 

Why do you ask?

Why do you ask?