Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

i don't scream. i fall over like an oppossum or fainting goat.


what did you want to show me?

 

What's the worst thing that could happen?

 

Seven years inside and a one way ticket to ride

Is this a is a rhetorical question?

 

Can't answer that

whats a pig in a poke worth ??

 

bail money and an old guitar.


how is mother?

 

Still in jail !!

Is dinner burning ??

 

I've had better.

What's worse, getting your foot caught in a mantrap or spotting it in time and swerving away, only to run into a wall?

 

The wall is preferable to gnawing off a foot.

Was that a gas attack ??

 

Nah, just acid rain.

Who's behind me?

 

Maxwell with a silver hammer.

Is hysteria in the cards for you ??

 

go fish

who's jerry seinfeld?

 

Your mom.

Why do we bother?

 

Cos your mum likes it

Do frogs wear wellies?

 

Don't you?

 

sometimes.

how come when you eat cheetos the cheese stays on your hands?

 

Because one of the main ingredients in cheetos is used to permanently keep the cheese in and on your body, a continuous reminder of how delicious they are, which results in more sales of cheetos.

How come dogs enjoy chasing cars so much?

 

Cause every day is car season to dogs

Why whip cream ??

Peace

 

In thanks to the Sun God. It does create a bit of a dilemma though, as it tends to make the cow Goddess mightily pissed off

So, youre outside a dungeon. Now what?

 

Knock on the door and expect the time of your life !!

Isn't a Patridge part of a family that can't sing ??

Peace

 

Yes and they all need to be shot

Just how sexy are you?