Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

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Is Buddha pregnant?

 

Nope its a food baby.

Why did sod make up a stupid law?

 

because it doesn't like cows.


when is a door not a door?

 

When you hate it and it hates you

Do sperm play like dolphins do?

 

yes they even have sonar!

what date is new years day on?

 

17/02/88

If original sin was eating an apple, does God want us to get scurvy?

 

God was well aware that one day we will all be pirates.

What is a jar?

 

My door

Why are flowers so pretty?

 

'cause your gay.


why are you gay?

 

Cos El-Elyon made me that way, amen

Who decided that the weekend should only be two days long?

 

Someone who didn't have the ability to count proper or was really bitter about something!

Why is the only way up... babeh?

 

Not many people know this, but when that song was written, she was actually a tree..it was all she knew, travelling upwards at a steady pace.

If this is the question, what is the answer?

 

No, what's on second.

If there's food for thought, then what's junk food for thought?

 

hipforums


why do dog lovers hate cats?

 

well..... 'cause they aren't dogs.


why are jeans blue?

 

Cause blue dye was on sale..

What rhymes with orange?

 

YOUR MOM

why is Judge Judy so mean?

 

eh?

Judge Judy makes a ftruck load of money by acting like she's mean....it's all about the cash flow y'know.

Knock kncock

Who's there?

 

Fuzzy Wuzzy and he has no hair


How much fud can a fud pucker puck?

 

not as much as you can

Does anyone know where my rosemary goes ?