Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

When you put yourself in cottorn wool.


Who first thought that eating the weird semi-round thing that comes out of a chickens bum was a good idea?

 

the easter bunny...

why are my eyes red???

 

You have a severe case of conjunctivitis?


Why is life so short?

 

Because cow's don't go to Hell....

That's a stupid answer, right? :&

If you cut down all but one tree in a rainforest is that tree called a rain tree?

 

Yes unless it's in Essex in which case it's called "b rain tree"

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

 

3 exactly.

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

 

Only with special training.

I want to know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day?

 

No, no I've never seen that. Are you crazy?

 

Oh yeah, when you look up crazy in the dictionary there's a picture of me biatch!

How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

None, because he still wouldn't be able to chuck chucks, only wood. Even if he could, he's a lazy arse anyway.


Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

Because you're a statue, m'dear!

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

 

Because. Just because. God wanted it that way.

When do men love the two lumps of fat taht sit on a girl's chest so much?

 

So they can jizz on their tits.

What colour is the sky on Venus?

 

Don't be silly, Venus doesn't have a sky!
Why do ducks float?

 

They float?!?!?!

 

Because they're witches in disguise.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

 

I would tell you, but I'm currently caught in a landslide!

Is there no escape from reality?

 

evidently not.


If the answer is 42 then what is the ultimate question??

 

Well if you open your eyes and look upto the sky and see

Which way does the wind blow?

 

through the blow-hole.

How many beans do you get in one tin?