Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

Neither, the warm chewy center comes first

Is Jimmy Page God?

 

No jimmy page is one of your dads cock crabs that plays a guitar

is the queen a transvestite from leeds?

 

Yes.


Why?

 

just wondered because that means i have just been sucked off by princess michael of kent

happy now?

 

Not really (cheers for insulting my dad btw- much obliged)

Is noel Edmonds the greatest tv personality of all time?

 

no. peanut butter holds that title.



why don't i have a mongoose butler?

 

Because a cobra works at the newspaper company that have been running your help wanted ad in.



Why isn’t Captain Crunch cereal sold in the desert sections of stores?

 

because TESCOs says NO!

why are my feet hurting today?

 

Because your not using the metric system for measurement.


How come even though I am good all year long Santa never brings me the pony I always ask for!

 

because he knows your proclivities....




do you REALLY REALLY LIKE ME?!!!

 

Like your mom ooooo

why I am so darn hansom?

 

Psychotic delusion.

Why is it so hot in here?

 

global warming.



what happened to all my eggs?

 

they were fertilized

why dont i have any jewelery?

 

you don't put out.



where can they really can-can?

 

In Cannes, of course.

Do you like applesauce?

 

only on pork chops.





what is pepperoni, anyway?

 

The opposite of saltaroni.

What is the opposite of Cleveland?

 

7th heaven


is your name owen?

 

The cow says meow.

What is the state capitol of London?