Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

The alarmclock is a figment of your imagination........

Why?

 

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To the circus or a seaside pier,

A sausage or a can of beer?

 

That's a trick question, you can't have one without the other.


Given that God is infinite, and the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?

 

The teackake is irrelevent, it cannot bring happyness to the soul!

Where have all the angels gone now that all the acids done?

 

Peterborough.

Why is Birmingham?

 

Thats a good point, it would be better if it was Das Land der Flaschen

What is the definition of a goat?

 

100 pixels per square inch?

Where do you go to, my lovely, when you're asleep in your bed?

 

I go to a land far far away
One in which even the man can dance and play

When all your moneys gone, where will you be?

 

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yes, he's a shockingly good at the cha cha.

which hand on a clock is the "big" hand, anyway?

 

The big one

Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?

 

on an island with curt cobain. it's only right.

what rhymes with oraNGE?

 

I once ate a very large orange
So big i needed a lozenge

Well - it half ryhmes.

Why do ugly short men date tall good loking super model types ?

 

Because they're ugly short rich men.

Why do clocks run clockwise?

 

Well you added the word ''rich'' - yeah that figures. It is weird that good looking women go after not so good looking men - even if they are not rich - mmmm mystery of life.

''Why do clocks run clockwise?''

It takes less mechanisms to turn a hand to the right than turn it to the left.
Something to do with the springs they once used - now with electronics they just did not not bother to alter it. Plus that is the way sun dials turn - so i guess it all factors into ''clocks turning to the right [or clockwise]''.

If i was to declare myself the saviour of the human race would anybody believe me ?. Could i go to the UN and declare myself ''the saviour of the human race '' ?.

 

If clocks didn't run clockwise the world would be backwards!!!

 

what about your stupid question Miss Beam?

 

What my brilliant.. "why do alarms clocks go off?" Now you see in my world that is a perfectly reasonable question!! Then again in my world there are orange people and furry fish and scally cats!!!!

Oh by the way..... in case you haven't noticed I can be very random!!!!!

 

Random is fun

and Sometimes I think this world is so fucked up that if Jesus Christ himself were to come back, no one would believe him.

Why do so many people listen to ONLY rap and nothing else?????