Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

"Can't touch this"....when it's hammer time

Why have the hassle of shopping for a carpet?

 

So it'll match the curtains.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

Is it raining?! Well if you come in drenched its clear someone just threw a bucket or 10 of water at you!!!

 

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What's the difference between between and betwixt?

 

twain and two !!! is the answer to that !

why is this thread so perfectly stoooopid?
twatty infact?

 

Moon_Beam rules

 

Haha..... I can't quite tell if that is a compliment!!!! If it is.......... Thanks!!

 

welcome :~]

 

bound to be blonde tho

 

If your talking about me, nope! I'm not!!! If your not talking about me.... ignore this!!

 

why did i just drop my rizla in the bath ?

 

What the fuck is a rizla?

 

He's right, you do rule. Welcome to the forums

A Rizla is a skin

Oi skin head over there, what's it like to have no hair? Is it hot, is it cold? What's it like to be so bald?

 

I've had my head pretty close to being shaved and it was nice actually. A lot cooler in the summer time, but cold as fuck in the winter

Can you dig it?

 

Yes, yes you can.

Can you kick it?

 

Haha.... I do rule!!!!!! lol

 

Yes, just a little further than I can chuck it...

Why does the Moon_Beam?

 

because Crocodiles can't fly

Why is a parcel sent by ship called cargo, but sent by car called shipment ???

 

Never thought of that one! That is pretty odd!

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?