Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Too many syllables in triangle.

Does night come before day, or does day come before night?

 

According to The Doors *Day destroys the night, Night divides the day*

I wonder if mice wish we would leave them in peace?

 

Not sure if that is a question or just a pondering.

Who is worse, sam crowe or jim crowe?

 

CLAY! Clay is the evilest of them all.

What's so "bumble" about a bee?

 

The way they fly. As berman would say. They are bumbling stumbling tumbling...but that was too long so they stopped at bumble.

What is the opposite of space?

 

The earth?

How can time fly?

 

With jet fuel.

Why is it called bugging when you put a listening device i someones house and also when a person goes crazy?

 

Cos the bugs talk to the bugs, the sound that makes, is bugging..

do little people always have short legs?

 

I think its in the name...how can someone who is 3 feet tall have legs longer than 3 feet.

Why is prostitution ilegal but porn isnt?

 

The underwear! Wink wink!

How can a liquid level, be level? And does it really have spirit?

 

Liquid is automaticly level, it cant be anything but.....and sometimes it has spirit. But sometimes it dosnt care if its high school team wins.

When is a court case ever good?

 

When the courting starts of course, always the best bit...

When is t too hot for a penguin?

 

When it sweats in its tuxedo

Whats the best way to forget all your problems?

 

Depends on the exact problem(s). No simple solution for everything (unless you dig heroin or something)

How often do you clean your phone of bacteria etc.?

 

Whenever i have it with me during lunch. Otherwise the germs havnt killed me yet.

Whats the best reason to fight?

 

Retaliation feels best... well perhaps just after a good reason to defend (wether it is yourself or other people). Yeah, obstructing someone elses attack on you or another person with some good old violence feels righteous and good.... I stick with defense as the best reason.

Same question!

 

Someone hurts your family

Who is the best fantasy footballer?

 

Is that my fantasy footballer, or yours? In my fantasy, george best is still 30...

If you were to get married/commit, what is your one and only rule?

 

Just remember-I love you,but I'm in charge....of loving you. #sigh#

How many eggs does a chicken lay in a decade?










oh look-it's telling y'all I edited it-that's SO important for you to know!

 

Three. All in one Sunday.

What is the most abstract month of the calendar week?