Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

It depends on if it is grape flavored or original flavored.

There is chicken flavored turkey...what does that turkey look like when its alive?

 

It looks like a chicken but it is big like a turkey

What is charlie the unicorns main purpose?

 

To make stoners in a dorm laugh their ass off.

How much weed does a chair have to smoke before it becomes a high chair?

 

It doesn't have to smoke it. If the legs are tall they are probably filled with weed making it a high chair.

Why can't you just buy weed at the green grocers with all your fruit and veg?

 

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

Arent collard greens, weeds?

 

I guess anything's a weed if you don't really want it, and some people don't want their collard greens.

Aren't collared greens as cruel a thing as battery hens?

 

That may lose something in translation.

What are the rules of anarchy?

 

Don't have rules.

Do you always follow rules?

 

No. Though their collar does prohibit their freedom of movement, they weren't going anywhere anyway what with being stuck in the ground and all.

Is there really such a thing as collar-burn, or is that just some greens talking?
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EDIT: Ok, it's morning, and it is obvious I'm way too slow.

 

Im sure a collar can burn you if its hot enough.

Are the police just another gang?

 

Yes, they're like beagles; it takes a gang of them to take on one opponent.

What causes thunder?

 

Someone told me its lite ning

Why are police badges always stars?

 

They all played sheriff when they were kids

Prerolled cigarettes or bag of tobacco?

 

Because that's how they see themselvew--as stars.

Why is a rhinoceros called a rhinoceros?

 

They have big noses and horns well just one of each per..but there are lots of rino's

Why are most sports teams names after indians or animals?

 

They must seem more athletic than caucasian humans

There are lots of rhino's sounds like they're around in abundance. Are they?

 

saying there are lots of rhino's and there actually being lots of rhino's are two different things.

when did you last wear shoes with holes in them?

 

I didn't mark the date So no clue.

You?

 

Frequently,

how else would I tie my laces?

 

Is this the answer a question with a question thread?
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Why are some pizza's round and some square...why arent some triangle?