Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Only if they wear Dr Martins!

What happens to microwave popcorn, if a bird ate it?

 

Yes. Once when I worked on a farm, the owner forced me to wear one while I was picking stones from the field. That guy was weird, but jobs were scarce, and I needed the money. And yeah, it humbled me considerably.

Why do they call coasters (for drinks) coasters?

 

No i love the independence that they show.

Why are there 3 kinds of fire extenguisher. Why not just make all of them for any kind of fire?

 

Depends on if he's eaten a microwave oven just before the popcorn.

Why do people say, "I'll clean your clock" when they mean to beat you up?

 

Cos when they get wet, they coast along the table...wooooosh!


My question above..

 

Jees be have!

 

They will let you know what time it is.

Who you calling mother fucker? Mother fucker.

 

Because that would make fires less exciting.

Why are there no pictures of telephones in a telephone book?

 

Father fucker...



Who is a mother fucker?

 

Ok, it appears that we're out of sinc here. Either that or I've entered the Twilight Zone. I didn't call anyone a mother fucker. I was thinking it, but I didn't post it.

 

And besides, we don't use the word "fuck" in Hip Forums. We say "frick." So let's all shut the frick up and calm ourselves down or I'll frick you all up. If you got a problem with that, well then you can just frick off . . . ya frickin' frickers!

 

Where the frick did everybody go? Hey, who turned the frickin' lights off? I know you're there . . .

. . . I got a frickin' gun!!!!

 

I would say yes if your from the states.

Where did the R come from?

 

It was born out of necessity when the word "frick" just didn't sound right without it.

Why do they say that less is more?

 

Something has to fill in the spaces of the absence of more. If there is less then there is still the same amount of mass so less substance and same mass means the lesser is more for how much is added.

Do you know that made sense in my head?

 

Things always make sense in my head until they come out my mouth or get typed out but I don't really give a "frick" right now

How would horse milk taste in comparison to cow milk?

 

It would have more of a hay and oat flavor to it.

If you were president would you show me how our money is spent?

 

no, if you saw my presidential collection of candies I would have to kill you.

If you were president what would you collect?

 

Snowglobes.

How much power does your president/prime minister/dictator...ect ect have?

 

Too much and not enough (I don't know)

How big would the bubble be if a pelican could chew gum and form a bubble?