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hell no. artist like him are overrated anyways..


Peanut butter and jelly,,, what kind jelly?

 

Strawberry jam? I don't like the peanut butter and jelly combi.

Overrated? Well that's your opinion But what art would he make in this time?

 

He wouldnt make art unless your one of those people that like to say that a subway sandwich is a work of art.

Do you sing along with instrumental songs?

 

Yeah I sing fluent guitar.

What does the kookaburra laugh at all day?

 

Gilligans island reruns.

What would blondies name be if debby harry was a brunette?

 

Brownie? Then she could tweet hash brownies. Ba-doom-tish.

Who's your favourite stand up comedian?

 

after that joke i think you are.

How do worms move the dirt in their way?

 

They eat it because they are not food snobs.

If you eat a shit ton of ice can you get chilled urine?

 

Depends on how fast you eat it.

How many people have smoked grass or weeds from their yard because they heard it gets you high?

 

Lots of people, weed from your yard does get you high if you grow it.

Will they change the name of the 12 Apostles on the great ocean road since some have gone?

 

Probably not, even though it makes no sense to keep the name now.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone care if it makes a sound or not?

 

Just philosiphers.

How do you know that some clouds arent cotten candy?

 

Because they back up apples

Why can't you ride a seahorse?

 

It's too iddy biddy small. You can't even put a saddle on it or anything. And if you hit it with your stirrups, it pops and blows away like a punctured balloon. Poor thing.

Would you go to visit Puff the Magic Dragon if you thought such a trip would solve all your problems and Puff was really a drug dealer?

 

In a second. But i know that puff can only temorarily solve my problems.

Which nipple would a baby suck on if that three breasted woman had one?

 

The one that serves the drinks.

Should each nipple dispense a different kind of beverage?

 

Yes, if you get the "Behind the Ear" sized model but it costs more than the standard size Death Star.

Why does the "Behind the Ear" sized mode Death Star cost so much more than the standard size Death Star?

 

Because you didnt get it at the thrift shop.

Is it a trap?

 

No but there's always a catch.

What is it?

 

Secretly a trap after all.

Why did Ernie put a banana in his ear?