Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Because you like cadbury's chocolate buttons.

What do you think of arse painting?

 

It's MY hair,I'm keeping it-you do whatever you like with yours.
[including using your arse hair as a paintbrush]


Anybody got good things to say about the Lumia 800?

 

Do you mean the Nokia Lumia phone? Or have I completely not got your drift.If so I have the Lumia 520 and it's just okay.

What you do if you woke up to find custard pouring out of your ears?

 

Grab a straw.

When is it a good time to do something and why?

 

Because your laundry needs doing now...You have no clean under ware!

Why can't I think of any more questions?

 

Turn the egg timer over.

Is this the real life, or is it just fantasy?

 

It's a real life that projects fantasy into my head.

Why is water a transparent fluid liquid.Why isn't it green or pink?

 

Because no one has whizzed in it yet.

Why do we have to shape up or ship out?

 

Because i said so thats why.

Dont you know if you keep making faces it will stay that way?

 

Only if the wind changes.

Do you believe old wives' tales?

 

Only the ones about Kraken.

Who really cares?

 

a few people

what are you really doing?

 

Listening to Andy Williams and Leonard Cohen.

Why do people love fried cheese so much?

 

Its so rank, its fun to watch, then imagine all the fat running down into your belly. And out again, like a sludge machine...lol

Why is wee yellow?

 

So you know what snow not to eat.

Why is poop brown?

 

Brown is always a bad colour, look at chocolate! Bad!

Can a cat really have 9 lives?

 

Mine did. That thing survived disease, cold, anarexia, starving, internal injuries. It got to the point when she got sick the last couple times i refused to put her to sleep because she always recovered.

Whats better monster ale or monster energy drink?

 

Monster ale, i dont do all that sugar and cafeine...just makes my heart pump faster!
And a pumping heart is worse than a pumping bum!

Do you ever eat the bottom of your ice cream first?

 

only when i open the wrong end.

why so serious?

 

Because no one has put a smile on my face.

Why so curious?