Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

They got thrown in the box with the pet rock furby and rubics cube.

How have you never heard of that band?

 

Yes, I love that band, they do that song that goes like this.

How do I get from here to there in the shortest time?

 

Just add a T

What's over there that you want to see?

 

It's that thing that's shaped like one of those big dohickeys with some very odd protrusions.

Why is Art subjective?

 

Because some people have bad taste.

How did Pollack ever become famous?

 

You know its not nice to call us folks of the Polish persuasion Pollacks.


Can you stereotype a stereotype?

 

Sure, i can say a pollock is so stupid that he dosnt know when he is being called a painter.

Is it ok to make fun of what you are?

 

No way, i might make me cry, and that makes me cry then!

Do all good girls get rewards?

 

only naughty good girls get rewards but it might not be as rewarding as they expect.

would a girls brain work in a mans head?

 

Yes, but then the man's body would have one big brain and one small one, instead of the 2 small ones that we normally think with.

Why do things fall down instead of up?

 

They say it's gravity but they could be wrong.

Who are they?

 

They are the Know-It- Alls that make life a challenge.

Why won't (they) go away and would we want (them) to?

 

They won't go away because they like saying things, and I personally would not want them to go away because I like to hear what they say.

Can you stir a table with a tablespoon like you can stir tea with a teaspoon?

 

No, tablespoons are for making music.

If you were a pirate what would your parrots name be?

 

seve ballesteros

if you were a pirates parrot what would your pirates name be?

 

Gasparillo

If you were a pirate what would your ship's name be?

 

Cutty Saarrrrk.

If you were a pirate's boat, in which sea would you sail?

 

the specific ocean to be pacific

Which ocean has the most pirates?

 

Whatever one has pirate bay in it.

How does sound make it through the airwaves without people between the radio and radiostation being able to hear it?

 

I don't know, ask Madonna.

Is "the dog ate my homework" a valid reason for not turning in a paper?