Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

6 foot under the canal.

How did the leopard get its spots?

 

it got measles

wheres the other half of the moon

 

Hiding in the dark...


How come Little Richard was so big?

 

He didnt say great balls of fire?

Why do eggs have two gg's

 

He's not. It's just everyone else is littler.

Why do crumhorns sound like peacocks?

 

Because they like driving tandem


why is there not an athletics event called the double jump?

 

Coz the Egg-and-Spoon race asked first.


How many raindrops does it take to fill a bucket?

 

All of them

How long does a cloud hold water before it lets it go?

 

It borrows big mommas sponge of course!

Why do farts from men, smell worse than womens?...lol

 

Women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

Why do I have to get out of bed?

 

You have to go shopping

When will rabbits stop growing bunny teeth?

 

Once they're put in a pie

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

i never saw an egg have sex so i have to guess the chicken,

when did they start putting pictures on cardboard boxes?

 

before they invented cellophane

why are there more questions than answers ?

 

some questions are answered with a question

why do they always leave more questions with each episode of a tv show?

 

to confuse us so they can take over the world

why do we sleep?

 

because 24 hours of consciousness would be too tedious.

Where do all the missing socks go?

 

the gremlins take them, along with moving your keys and putting things in pockets before you wash them

what are dreams made of?

 

Marshmallow clouds.

If everyone in the world shaved their heads bald,would you join them or keep your hair?

 

I'd join them, it would wipe out head lice for good!

Why does it always rain on me?