Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Yes ... quite. You're not meant to question the premise on which the question is predicated.

Actually, it's the other way around ... most people's socks actually match them.



Why does push never come to shove?

 

because one rules out the other

Why am I confused ?

 

There's no way to know push never comes to shove until we reach the end of time.

Where does the wind blow?

 

to the four corners of the world

what is meant by MEANT

 

Its a strange word to explaine...much like much!


Why does rain make you wet, if your skin is waterproof?

 

because the water just sits on top of the skin rather than get soaked into it.


why do almost all drinks come in the same size bottles or cans?

 

So you dont drown!


Who puts the sugar in fruit?

 

the sugarplum fairy

did god piss in the sea to make it salty

 

No,he just drowned a lot of rocks and let them crumble...


why won't this POXY Android mobile phone connect to the internet?

 

Because it has a STD

why are crocodiles always angry ?

 

coz they spend hours rubbing in skin softening creams....and still look like crocodiles..


why do I have so many guitars?

 

No good asking me that one !


what was I going to ask but forgot ?

 

what do i remember?

why is it raining?

 

Its not! God is watering his flowers

Who is watching the horses ?

 

the four horseman.

if a railroad is made of rails and a dirtroad is made of dirt then why is a road not called an asphalt road?

 

cos its made of tarmac

where have all the flowers gone ?

 

young girls have picked them, every one.

Why isn't it 'soo' hot when it can be 'too' hot?

 

cos you don't need a weather man to know the way the wind blows

Do you know the way to san jose

 

does the pope shit in the woods?

does a bear wear a funny hat?

 

yes and no

wheres the bridge