Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Ah...I thought I was doing you a favour-sorry about that.

Anyone here know where the body's buried?

 

Yep, but i aint saying!

Whats a white lie? And are there other colours?

 

white is a combination of all colors so any other color lies would be redundant.

whats faster, a jiffy or an instant?

 

An instant jiffy taker...

Does your brain take over?

 

No,my brain takes cover.

How do you sharpen chopsticks?

 

With a pencil sharpener

If a bluetit is a tit that's blue, what's a chipmunk?

 

A munk thats got a sweet stuck in his throat!

Which pole does a polar bear pole volt with?

 

The long bendy one,so he can' PING!' himself over the snowmen.

How much is that doggy in the window?

 

An apple, a pear,, and two bananas

Why does a dog bark?

 

Not all of them do-some say 'Sausages'.

How come my pooches know I'm about to take them out,and are pestering me?

 

They need to weeeed out some grass.

Do i need to sleep tonight?

 

Yes-it's nature's way of letting tomorrow arrive without you feeling crappy.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

 

Yes please

Can i compare you to a sack of spuds?

 

No point-the spuds are more intelligent and have smoother skin. [I can take the truth,Toots]

Is that your arse,or are you smuggling ferrets?

 

Its the rat in my shorts..

Is that ya face, or are you modeling a mask for all souls?

 

It's the gimp mask you bought me-remember?...when you bought yourself those rubber corsets?

Is it true your favourite tune is 'Greenteeth' as it reminds you of your reflection?

 

Of course i lied, it reminds me of your cabbage fest...lol

Do you have to eat?

 

Not the way I cook,no...I just liquidise the lot and use a straw.

Are you in that tiny babydoll nightie yet?......[phwooar]

 

No, the baby still has it on!

Will you ever stop sucking that ever lasting gob stopper?

 

I'll stop sucking it when you stop sucking m....no-no,I'm a gentleman. You can have this one.