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  1. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    The nail fairy eats them..

    Where does skin go?
     
  2. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    dust to dust.

    where does dust go?
     
  3. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    America !

    who put all the sand on beaches ?
     
  4. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    It came out of my shoe.

    What is my dog thinking about?
     
  5. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    He wants a bone!

    Do sandles and socks look good on anyone?
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    yes,provided they're wearing Batman pyjamas with them.


    why are glasses called glasses when the lenses are usually plastic?
     
  7. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Glasses are mirrors ... the things with plastic lenses are spectacles. Learn to speak your own language, Puggy!


    Why is there never a speed camera when they have signs up saying "speed cameras ahead"?
     
  8. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    The speeders knock them off..

    Who paints the lines around the poles on the speed cameras?
     
  9. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    The Lithuanians, I guess


    What's the silliest thing you've ever done?
     
  10. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Try to keep up with your silly questions typing on my phone.

    Why are buttons so small on phones?
     
  11. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    They're not ... your fingers are big


    What's the difference between a Man of Kent and a Kentish Man?
     
  12. volunteer_tommy

    volunteer_tommy Elongated Member

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    Adding an f to "kentish man" would make him a "kentfish man" and not a man, adding an f to "man of kent" would just make him a "man of kentf"

    Why is water so wet?
     
  13. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    My htc has lovely buttons...

    What do buttons fasten?
     
  14. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    cloth vaginas on clothing

    ever thought of hollowing out a book to put your valuables in?
     
  15. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    My books ARE my valuables


    why are books bound at the left?
     
  16. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    once the machines were made, nobody wanted to make another one that makes books bound to the right.

    what makes cans open at the top?
     
  17. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    They don't. They open at the bottom. But because of gravity, you have to turn them over before opening them.


    Why is grass green?
     
  18. volunteer_tommy

    volunteer_tommy Elongated Member

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    It was gonna be neon orange but changed its mind at the last minute

    What IS a kentfish anyway?
     
  19. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    a fish that is jealous of barry bonds

    what is the greatest name ever....not person, i am talking about just the name.
     
  20. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Becky, obviously


    Why do we have so many ancestors?
     
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