Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

The nail fairy eats them..

Where does skin go?

 

dust to dust.

where does dust go?

 

America !

who put all the sand on beaches ?

 

It came out of my shoe.

What is my dog thinking about?

 

He wants a bone!

Do sandles and socks look good on anyone?

 

yes,provided they're wearing Batman pyjamas with them.


why are glasses called glasses when the lenses are usually plastic?

 

Glasses are mirrors ... the things with plastic lenses are spectacles. Learn to speak your own language, Puggy!


Why is there never a speed camera when they have signs up saying "speed cameras ahead"?

 

The speeders knock them off..

Who paints the lines around the poles on the speed cameras?

 

The Lithuanians, I guess


What's the silliest thing you've ever done?

 

Try to keep up with your silly questions typing on my phone.

Why are buttons so small on phones?

 

They're not ... your fingers are big


What's the difference between a Man of Kent and a Kentish Man?

 

Adding an f to "kentish man" would make him a "kentfish man" and not a man, adding an f to "man of kent" would just make him a "man of kentf"

Why is water so wet?

 

My htc has lovely buttons...

What do buttons fasten?

 

cloth vaginas on clothing

ever thought of hollowing out a book to put your valuables in?

 

My books ARE my valuables


why are books bound at the left?

 

once the machines were made, nobody wanted to make another one that makes books bound to the right.

what makes cans open at the top?

 

They don't. They open at the bottom. But because of gravity, you have to turn them over before opening them.


Why is grass green?

 

It was gonna be neon orange but changed its mind at the last minute

What IS a kentfish anyway?

 

a fish that is jealous of barry bonds

what is the greatest name ever....not person, i am talking about just the name.

 

Becky, obviously


Why do we have so many ancestors?