Ask a guy who just had his feelings hurt anything

You're always confused, this is normal.

 

Nobody's upset...this is a joke thread.

 

I'm extremely upset and never want to speak to John again.

 

You'll be ok. Have a tissue...

 

Does using these make me feminine? If so, I don't want one...

 

Nah, it just makes you a crybaby.

 

I shall infer that you've already achieved that goal.

 

ok

 

i can't believe you took all that OC and didn't share

 

Must you always infer!! Perhaps I just like the aesthetics of the sad face.

.....

 

I just must infer. I must just have inferred. I must have just in fur. I have just musty fur. I just halved a musty fur (pelted ya with that one!).

 

oh god, ANYTHING but the puns!

 

Take it from me - if someone is really going to do away - they won't make a post about it. It'll be the last thing on their mind.
Besides, that was such an accurate list of all the products... When I tried - and a neighbor got an ambulance because I was "thudding" all over the place - I never knew what I took and to this day - I don't recall.
I'll say though that death by pills is great - you feel nothing - you just go to sleep. HOWEVER - survival by suicide attempt with pills sucks. You wake up all fucked up with a tube to help you breathe - your heart has been jumped started with electric shocks, you are a prisonner, they check your piss, your shit, interogation and I forget so much more...
So kids, don't try that @ home or anywhere else. You'll die soon enough. Just write a book about why you feel like shit, collect a cool million and get cheap sex with whores - and if your heart keeps bleeding - just swallow a band-aid.

 

this was about that loser that killed himself on webcam a long ass time ago


fucker deserved to be dead

/thread

 

^this.
/thread

 

Awww. c'mon mang! Don't be so thin- skinned... I'll cut back a hair.... so no need to run and hide.

 

*buries face in hands and uncontrollably weeps*

 

*like a girly girl girl*

 

A person who tries to take his life away is not a loser but feels like one.
I don't mean attention-whores but, real suicides cases, these people deserve what they deserve: help.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

 

LOL!