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I'm 38. Age makes no fucking difference. It's all about a man's character. And if he can be serious for five fucking seconds. You know, you don't have to take the piss. You could summon your inner eye to tell me what I really am, and put me in my place, so I'd just shut the fuck up.

Why don't you search your inner eye and tell me which member you think would take a bullet for you, and get back to me on the truth.

 

lol Vanilla. I post one thread about alcohol and that's what you latch onto? Fact is, every single one of you drinks more alcohol than I do. I'm a lightweight; I can't handle it. Shit's just so funny, because you're so goddamned manipulative. Fucking fake.

 

'Night Neon, see you tomorrow.

 

Sweet dreams.

 

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Night Night "Neon"......Sleep Tight......Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite.......Catch You Same Time.....

Same Place Tomorrow......



Cheers Glen.

 

Is it bed time for all the choir boys? Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. There's a 50/50 chance I'll be gentler to you tomorrow.

 

We love it rough from you cowboy.

G'night!

 

Good, 'cause that's what you're going to get. Sorry, it's just me. I can't pretend to be friendly anymore. To be the love of your lives. I'm tired of the fucking jokes. I need something deeper. And yes, I'm a real goddamned cowboy who doesn't give a fuck. Not Kid Rock.

 

I'll give you something deeper if you give me your number.

Maybe then we'll all get some rest.

 

All this fuss over little old me.

Get back to me when you get serious.

 

I apologise for not giving the thread the gravity it deserves.

 

Truckload of beer destroyed in a truck crash in Victoria today

Does that make you sad Neon?

 

Nothing suspicious here............Nothing to see folks

 

What's the point of even talking to people who don't have a fucking clue about you? I have to answer to a bunch of people who make outlandish assumptions about me? That's the internet? What's the fucking point? Get real or fuck off.

 

I mean, seriously. I'M the guy who gives a flying fuck about BEER? And I have to answer to that? It's just rubbish. Vanilla Gorilla is just a rubbish person, God bless his damned soul.

 

Just try go 24 hrs without any alcohol, then once you are past that, try go another 24 hrs, you know, baby steps

 

So your tactic is to put people on the defense for things that you assume to be true? I have no words to admonish such idiocy. I can't call you an idiot, because that is against the rules (I guess,) but you can just assume what I think of you.

It's the utter stupidity...I don't even know what to say. It's like, when someone assumes they understand you so well, but they understand you so little. What do you say to that, when it's just some dumb idiot on the internet? Not that I'm calling YOU a dumb idiot on the internet, Vanilla Gayrilla, but you can just try to assume what I think of you, since I would NEVER say such things to you, because it is against the rules.

It's just so annoying. Anyone who knows me in real life knows that I'm a total lightweight. People laugh at me because I throw up if I drink a lot. I've never been able to drink a lot. It makes me sick, and I don't particularly like alcohol. I'd much rather get high. So call me a stoner if you want, but not an alcoholic. I was raised by two alcoholics and I just don't have the stomach for it. I would tell you that you don't know whereof you speak, and then tell you something else, but it's against the rules, so I won't.

 

Lolz

.....or......

I'm just trolling

 

LMFAO!!!!!