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And possibly a few mimosas.

 

Sounds like some one needs a handjob

 

You gotta find a place that does bottomless mimosas, hombre

 

I can't say what I'd like to say. There are rules. Imagine me completely insulting and degrading you for being a total asshat moron, though.

 

OK......I'll Tell You The Truth......Your'e Making A Bigger Fool Of Yourself With Every New Post......

Now Turn Off The Puuuuter And Go To Bed.....



Cheers Glen.

 

there were just four simultaneous posts in this thread. i really don't think i've ever seen that before, even when hipforums was actually busy.

 

hahahahaha! More jokes! How clever and novel! Who would have thought, more clever witticisms from the clever internet people who never take ANYTHING seriously. hahahaha More jokes! Keep them coming. NOBODY HAS FUCKING LAUGHED YET.

Seriously, I know that this isn't humor, and I know that none of you are laughing. Because I'm fabulously hilarious and have a wonderful sense of humor.

 

I go for more schadenfreude than humor.

Damn, I miss Irmi too.

 

I see no wise men here. No wise women either. It's better to be the fool among you. I"ll be the fool, gladly. I'm the fool, everyone! Look at me, I'm the fool! Nothing hilarious to say, no clever witticisms!

 

You all go for the same thing. Trying to fucking look cool. And let me tell you, it's one huge fucking bore. God, just shoot me. How awful.

 

This

I would trade 10 Neons for one Irmi

 

That. DUH.

 

This thread really has it's hands on the pulse of the forums.

Cha cha cha.

 

Do you have anything to say that's not a cliche?

 

I wonder where Neon is? I keep dibs on him and have heard nothing for 30 seconds.

 

It's like you're all programmed to be on the defensive and make dumb jokes all of the time. I just can't stand it anymore. I'm done with being friends. I don't want to get banned, so I'll try not to be too insulting, but Jesus Christ...can anyone not make a fucking dumb joke for ten seconds.

 

"Gee whiz. I'm on the internet. Let me think of something clever to say, so that everyone will think I could have been someone really clever!" Is that all this ever amounts to? Christ.

 

Please someone somber and fucking thoughtful say something for goddamned once.

 

That's exactly what my Asian masseuse said when I got undressed.

 

ha.ha. The joy I feel is next to Heaven, I assure you.